Normalize Saying Ur Gooning Without Necessarily Touching Yourself💔

 A dramatic take on life :3

28.3.25 

My digital footprint HATES to see me coming

Look, I don't like the idea of finishing. That's all. But like, if I feel like wanna goon, I'll go on AO3 and find works with all tags I need from any fandom because the one I usually read from has like 6k fics and most are post-canon so there isn't really an option. 

"Maybe r/rule34 is a good option" WRONG, because why does Reddit track the subreddits you've visited clearly on the left side of the screen even if you don't have an account?

Thankfully I don't let *anyone* near my computer though, so it's all good. Apart from the fact that I also don't know how to turn off the thingy where it saves every webpage you've visted, but nobody really cares about that.

For example, if you want to search up literally anything but don't want anyone knowing, just use ibispaint x search thing because it's literally the love of my life

OH ALSO MY VINTED PACKAGE CAME TODAY MY WARDROBE IS GETTING CUNTIER BY THE DAYYYYYYYYY wait I'll take some pics

I dunno why but the second pic (the black & Pink shirt) is seen more clearly than the other but whatevr, I'M SOOOOO HAPPY I GOT THESE SHIRTS!!! And the crazy thing is, each shirt costed like 5€ each. What's even crazier is that I tried looking up the brand on the internet but there's no results. Like there's tags and everything but there's nothing on the web and it's also brand new, without tags!!!!!

Anyways back to the topic of gooning, I also personally think it's good when gifs/pictures are included, so I can imagine the scene. Except for when the media is completely different from how the characters actually look. I usually read like Hp fics when doing allat or just random fandoms, and they have a lot of things like that. I love the internet

Wish I was born with a dih, because wdym I'll never get to experience being hard? That was such a heartbreaking discovery to make like vro..